RT @secrettweet: 47859 I wouldn’t mind getting laid off from this job. http://is.gd/274J7/I feel sometimes like this

Recall to work: If you are recalled to work after being laid off for 9 months, is it legal for the employer to o.. http://bit.ly/46l5Qk

Still haven’t found another job. Looks like I’ll be staying the full 60 days before we are officially laid off.

Video: Laid-off Workers’ Hard Reality: A Fla. group offers support for those who have lost employment. But, as M.. http://bit.ly/Buguo

my fortune cookie says "You will be successful in your work!" …Im getting laid off in less than 20 days! LOL

Can we finally gasp a sigh of relief that this awful recession is ending? Here’s why: employers reportedly laid off fewer workers in july

Okay so today at work was a bummer, another coworker got laid off.

RT @dwell Check out the trailer for Lemonade, a movie about laid-off advertising professionals http://lemonademovie.com/ #advertising #film

RT @dwell: Check out the trailer for Lemonade, a movie about laid-off advertising professionals http://lemonademovie.com/ #advertising #film

Check out the trailer for Lemonade, a movie about laid-off advertising professionals http://lemonademovie.com/ (via @dwell)

RT @barbieswrite2 u think im going 2 cry bcuz i lost u. everytime i lose 1 i bounce back with 2. how u think i got u…somebody got laid off

Ouch — too soon? RT @dwell Trailer for Lemonade, a movie about laid-off advertising professionals http://lemonademovie.com/

retard boss got fired today\!!nhahaha!n(lasted 6 weeks)

So my coworker’s getting fired today… FINALLY

I think "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge is perfectly acceptable workplace tunage. If I don’t get fired today it’ll be a miracle.

i got fired today :( are you shitting me.

so I think I got fired today :D . it’s the first time I’ve ever been fired. going to Pathmark

Still got that nasty eyes/ nose/ throat thing when you wake up… Might get fired today. Wish me luck.

caller: ben stein was fired today.. RB: is that bc John Hughes died so now we don’t have to be nice to him anymore? -from @boarsheadrob

Awesome Thank u @quantastic !!! Will read after I get fired today!

two of my colleagues who have been working here for more than 3 years just got fired today for no reason. so shocked.

Gm got fired today store in uproar

twitter is fired today

I’d fired, today.

im going to tweet and maybe get fired today #sincetwittercameback