Lol smfh dats wild crazyy RT @Sim1izSweet: sooo my friend from taco bell got fired today

RT @Sim1izSweet: sooo my friend from taco bell got fired today===>CAN I HAVE THEY JOB?

I got fired today so I told my boss I was pregnant to keep my job. I’m not pregnant. I’m just an asshole. Lol

RT @TriggaTrav0 "OMG Whose Home YOU ARE YOU ARE" I Got Fired Today Sit You Ass Down Somewhere Always Wanna Tickle Some Damn Body! <<< lmaoo

So I’m at my girl’s employee holiday party and she is drunk..and I soo see her getting fired today!!! Lol

I was laid off today. (Apparently it’s not "layed off", strange.) Bye bye creeper! See you never!

Up going back to sleep..hope I don’t hey fired today I got that feeling I might..damn

SHIT I told the New York Times last March that Orszag made nerdy sexy? An intern is getting fired today.

Yesterday I get fired….today I find out I’m getting sued and I might goto jail…fml